Tuesday, March 22, 2011

The Last Artist Statement You Will Ever Need.

My friend sent me a link to an Artist Statement Generator. It's really funny. You guys should try it. Just a little fun for this Tuesday. Here is what mine said...

"Hayley Warner's Artist Statement


Through my work I attempt to examine the phenomenon of Frylock as a methaphorical interpretation of both Diane Arbus and Photographing.

What began as a personal journey of F*CKism has translated into images of steak and ear that resonate with caucasion people to question their own greenness.

My mixed media tree embody an idiosyncratic view of Zolophd, yet the familiar imagery allows for a connection between Anna Nicole Smith, trees and steaks.

My work is in the private collection of Spak who said 'EXCLAMATION!!, that's some real furry Art.'

I am a recipient of a grant from Folsom Prison where I served time for stealing mugs and tie clips from the gift shop of The High. I have exhibited in group shows at McDonalds and Bobick, though not at the same time. I currently spend my time between my kitchen and Berlin."

Try it for a good laugh. Happy Shooting!
~*~Hayley~*~

2 comments:

  1. I just made mine!

    Andrea's Artist Statement


    Through my work I attempt to examine the phenomenon of The Little Mermaid as a methaphorical interpretation of both Duchamp and running.

    What began as a personal journey of shitism has translated into images of rice and leg that resonate with hispanic people to question their own redness.

    My mixed media chair embody an idiosyncratic view of Bill Maher, yet the familiar imagery allows for a connection between Elizabeth Taylor, hoes and wings.

    My work is in the private collection of William Shatner who said '!!, that's some real fat Art.'

    I am a recipient of a grant from Folsom Prison where I served time for stealing mugs and tie clips from the gift shop of The MoMa. I have exhibited in group shows at burger king and I don't know, though not at the same time. I currently spend my time between my my room and Berlin.


    This was hilarious!

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  2. Folsom Prison? Didn't realize they had a grant program, so nice that they support the community!

    Funny, definitely going in the bookmarks list.

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